We're so sorry,   Uncle Albert 
We're so sorry if we caused you any pain 

We're so sorry,   Uncle Albert 
But there's no one left at home 
And I believe I'm gonna rain 

We're so sorry but we haven't heard a thing all day 
We're so sorry,   Uncle Albert 
But if anything should happen we'll be sure to give a ring 

(spoken) 

We're so sorry,   Uncle Albert 
But we haven't done a bloody thing all day 

We're so sorry   Uncle Albert 
but the kettle's on the boil and we're so easily called away 

nyeah                nyeah 

(trumpet Solo)

Hand across the water (water) 
Heads across the sky 
Hand across the water (water) 
Heads across the sky 

Admiral Halsey notified me 
He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea 
I had another look and I had a cup of tea and butter pie 
(The butter wouldn't melt so I put it in the pie) 

Hand across the water (water) 
Heads across the sky 
Hand across the water (water) 
Heads across the sky 

Live a little be a gypsy, get around (get around) 
Get your feet up off the ground 

Live a little, get around 
Live a little be a gypsy, get around (get around) 
Get your feet up off the ground 
Live a little, get around 

(Solo) 

Hand across the water (water) 
Heads across the sky 
Hand across the water (water) 
Heads across the sky 

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