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G7
Dear Sir or Madam, will you read my book
It took me years to write will you take a look
It's based on a novel by a man named Lear
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And I need a job, so I want to be a paperback writer
            G7
Paperback writer

It's a dirty story of a dirty man
And his clinging wife doesn't understand
His son is working for the Daily Mail
It's a steady job, but he wants to be a paperback writer
Paperback writer

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Paperback writer, paperback writer

It's a thousand pages, give or take a few
I'll be writing more in a week or two
I can make it longer if you like the style
I can change it round, and I want to be a paperback writer
Paperback writer

If you really like it you can have the rights
It could make a million for you overnight
If you must return it you can send it here
But I need a break, and I want to be a paperback writer
Paperback writer

Paperback writer, paperback writer



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