Am7             D
We're so sorry   Uncle Albert
               Am7              D
We're so sorry if we caused you any pain
               Am7             D
We're so sorry   Uncle Albert
                Gm7               C
But there's no one left at home
       C#   D
And I believe I'm gonna rain

Gm7    C    Gm7    C    Gm7    C    Gm7    C    C#7    D    Am7    D

               Am7                                          D
We're so sorry but we haven't heard a thing all day
              Am7              D
We're so sorry   Uncle Albert
         Gm7                  C         C#        D
But if anything should happen we'll be sure to give a ring

Gm7    C9    Gm7    C9    Gm7    C9    Gm7    C    C#7    D    C   D

roll tounge                              (spoken)
               Am7             D
We're so sorry   Uncle Albert
             Am7                                       D
But we haven't done a bloody thing all day
              Am7              D
We're so sorry   Uncle Albert
          Gm7                                  C        C#       D
but the kettle's on the boil and we're so easily called away

Gm7    C    Gm7    C    Gm7    C   Gm7    C    C#    D    C    Bb    Gm

nyeah                nyeah
Am  C  Am  C Am  C  Em

trumpet solo

C            Am        Dm
Hands across the water (water)
Gm7                     F   Ab    Bb    C
Heads across the sky
               Am        Dm
Hands across the water (water)
G7                       C
Heads across the sky
Am                    C
Admiral Halsey notified me
     Am                                   C
He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea
  Am                               C                               Em
I had another look and I had a cup of tea and a butter pie

(The butter wouldn't melt so I put it in the pie)
C            Am      Dm
Hands across the water (water)
Gm7                     F    Ab    Bb    C
Heads across the sky
  Am                    Dm
Hands across the water (water)
G7                       C
Heads across the sky

C
Live a little be a gypsy, get around(get around)
                                      G7
Get your feet up off the ground
                           C
Live a little, get around
C
Live a little be a gypsy, get around(get around)
                                      G7
Get your feet up off the ground
                           C 
Live a little, get around

Am  C  Am  C Am  C  Em

Solo

C           Am       Dm
Hands across the water (water)
Gm7                     F    Ab    Bb    C
Heads across the sky
   Am                   Dm
Hands across the water (water)
G7                        C
Heads across the sky

C                G7        C
Ooo------------Ooo-------------
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