Ringo

by **RedRoseSpeedway** » Fri Aug 23, 2002 2:43 pm

Here's a poem that I wrote especially for BOTR1. (Spoken in his "King's English.")

Oh, but to fart on BandOnTheRun's head,
And to take a big poo poo all over his bed.
Thou is but a freak, a very scary man,
Come and smell the stink on thine hand.
Alone at night on his porcelain throne,
Straining to push out his poo of stone.
Thou spends an hour to wipe his butt,
Please, man, keep the door shut!
He names his poo poo "Mr. Stinkity Stink",
It usually comes out like a fine sausage link.
Thou posts messages that are rather koo-koo,
Only in between breaks from taking a poo-poo.

by **Steve-o** » Fri Aug 23, 2002 3:33 pm

Goodness---someone get this boy some help--and fast!

Sooner or later, we all will be there...

by **shinestar** » Fri Aug 23, 2002 8:52 pm

I don't think Mike has seen RedRose's posts. If he has, I can't believe he hasn't done anything about it!

by **shinestar** » Fri Aug 23, 2002 8:54 pm

I thought this was a Ringo site? So, why are we talking about George's work? I was really confused for awhile there - thought Ringo made an album with the same name! lol

by **shinestar** » Fri Aug 23, 2002 8:55 pm

what album is TTLF? I can't figure out what the letters stand for.

by **Steve-o** » Fri Aug 23, 2002 10:18 pm

Shinestar-That stands for Tripping The Live Fantastic.

Sooner or later, we all will be there...

by **RedRoseSpeedway** » Fri Aug 23, 2002 11:44 pm

Shinestar, what is this garbage of which you speak? I have done nothing wrong! In fact, I think I'll write you a song. It goes like this....

Old McFartle had a farm,
E-I-E-I-O.
And on this farm he had some turds,
E-I-E-I-O.
With a fart-fart here, and a fart-fart there,
Here a fart, there a fart, everywhere a fart-fart.
Old McFartle had a farm,
E-I-E-I-O.

And for my grand encore....

I am fart as you are fart as they are fart and we all fart together...
See how they fart like a guy named Bart, see how they smell....
I'm stinkin'.
I'm sttttiiiiiiiinkin'
I'm stinkin'
I am the fartman, they are the fartmen, I am the fartman, poot-poot-poot-poot!!

by **BandOnTheRun1** » Sat Aug 24, 2002 12:41 am

Mr Rose. Your preoccupation in matters of gastrointestinal distress is most disturbing. Might I suggest an over the counter remedy?

by **Steve-o** » Sat Aug 24, 2002 12:43 am

For once we agree, BOTR1. This person needs some help.

The Return of the Dog 8-23-02

by **Ram1** » Sat Aug 24, 2002 11:25 am

I actually liked the songs, LOL.

Be kind to rams...

Ringo

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