Yokos burial plans

[King_Monkey!]

Burial plans of Yoko Ono

There is an article in the "Metro" about Yoko Ono’s burial plans. She states that she is a firm believer in Egyptian Mythology and a collector of real Egyptian artefacts and is still considering burial in this manner! She has a mummy case which is over 3000 years old of which would be ideal -as she is not too tall. She went on to say there are still people around who are able to carry out the transitional mummification techniques! Then she talks about the Stars and believe it or not makes a lot of her business decisions by following them and how she was "chosen" by a strong power to protect Lennons legacy etc etc!

[Steve-o]

I think she was mummified sometime in the late 80's.

[King_Monkey!]

She would be sweet in a mummy case!!!

[ComeOnBrotha]

Burial plans of Yoko Ono

There is an article in the "Metro" about Yoko Ono’s burial plans. She states that she is a firm believer in Egyptian Mythology and a collector of real Egyptian artefacts and is still considering burial in this manner! She has a mummy case which is over 3000 years old of which would be ideal -as she is not too tall. She went on to say there are still people around who are able to carry out the transitional mummification techniques! Then she talks about the Stars and believe it or not makes a lot of her business decisions by following them and how she was "chosen" by a strong power to protect Lennons legacy etc etc!

uhhhh..... ....geez
Just when you thought it couldn't possibly get more bizarre

[King_Monkey!]

Why sick ? Being mummified is just one possibility Yoko is considering!

Yoko would look like Queen Nefertiti!! The famous cast of Netertitis head found over 3500 years ago carries exactly the same ideals of beauty as what we think is beautiful in 2005 Yoko has the same high cheekbones, perfect oval face shape and strikingly beautiful eyes as the late Queen!

[Florance]

why are there so many innocent people in prison while yoko still walks around free?

[dsnito]

Hmm...well, I think Wacko Jacko has a serious rival in weirdness questions...

[ANGRY]

you now, say what you will, but the banana boy has got a heapin' big crush on the yokester..i say, lets let him have this one...who's for helping the goddess into that mummies tomb ! we could rally the troops..!! i got a pit helmut and a shovel ! ( need it around here !! ) i can think of no better place for the supreme goddess than at the bottom of some dusty egyptian plain...i got five bucks and it's burnin' a hole in me trousers...a few more takers, and we could send 'em both !!