When the Beatles returned to the States, I was friends with a local dj. One of his co-workers was assigned to travel with the Beatles (the lucky dog) and tape conversations with them which were than played on that radio station, WDRC in Hartford, CT, which is still around, btw. My friend, knowing how much I liked the group, let me talk to his friend about how to meet them. This is what he told me:
"You're over 21, right?"
"Ok. So to NYC, check into the hotel. I'll tell you what floor they're on so you'll know which floor to ask for a room on. You go to your room, take off all your clothes and wrap yourself in a hotel towel. Then you either go up the stairs or down to get to their floor. You may have to "go through" a few of the roadies before you get to them. But Dick says you're pretty so you shouldn't have a problem."
I was horrified. "I don't want to have sex with anyone! I just want to TALK to them!"
He laughed. "Oh, they're not into talking these days, sweetheart. They've got young chicks lined up and down the hall with their legs spread, just waiting for them."
I put quotes around this conversation because I'll never forget it. I may have been over 21 but I was still a very naive, innocent young woman. So I quoted this verbatim. [:I]