Pullin' a Lennon

by **Chris Speers** » Mon Sep 23, 2002 11:00 am

I was thinking of pulling of pulling a "Lennon" and having my girlfriend come to my work-place. You know she would sit in on meetings, put her opinion out there when it wasn't asked, and start warbling uncontrollably at crucial points during the meeting. During my work-time in the office, she would sit in a corner and leerily watch my work associates haggle back and forth with me on accounting issues.

One-time somebody asked me why my girl was with me during work - I replied because she's a part of me just like i have a left and a right hand - i have her. I don't think people get it.

When she is sick, i was thinking of moving a bed into the conference room so that she could be with me whenever i was at work. [^]

by **Ram1** » Mon Sep 23, 2002 11:04 am

Just don't let her near a microphone.

by **megs** » Mon Sep 23, 2002 9:29 pm

quote: Just don't let her near a microphone.

lol[8D]

by **mr. kite** » Wed Sep 25, 2002 1:06 am

And make sure you have a big bag beside you so you can put her inside once she starts screaming.

by **Liam OSM** » Wed Sep 25, 2002 6:36 am

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by **Steve-o** » Wed Oct 02, 2002 12:18 am

quote:Originally posted by mr. kite
And make sure you have a big bag beside you so you can put her inside once she starts screaming.
Good one, Kite..and make sure it's air tight as well.

by **Liam OSM** » Wed Oct 02, 2002 7:04 am

quote:Originally posted by stevew628
quote:Originally posted by mr. kite
And make sure you have a big bag beside you so you can put her inside once she starts screaming.
Good one, Kite..and make sure it's air tight as well.

And you say MY MDC remark was harsh?

by **Steve-o** » Wed Oct 02, 2002 8:59 am

Umm....John didnt die by suffocation. Get it?

by **Liam OSM** » Wed Oct 02, 2002 9:01 am

quote:Originally posted by stevew628
Umm....John didnt die by suffocation. Get it?

OK . . .

by **scrodfish256** » Wed Oct 02, 2002 6:48 pm

Chris, just make sure you sign everything over to her first. House,
cars, and most importantly your name and likeness so that if anyone tries to do a tribute to you she can say, "no way!".

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