I was thinking of pulling of pulling a "Lennon" and having my girlfriend come to my work-place. You know she would sit in on meetings, put her opinion out there when it wasn't asked, and start warbling uncontrollably at crucial points during the meeting. During my work-time in the office, she would sit in a corner and leerily watch my work associates haggle back and forth with me on accounting issues.
One-time somebody asked me why my girl was with me during work - I replied because she's a part of me just like i have a left and a right hand - i have her. I don't think people get it.
When she is sick, i was thinking of moving a bed into the conference room so that she could be with me whenever i was at work. [^]