I don't know where but it's defintiely on record that Paul had to fork up compensation to promoters. Taking a big bag of grass into a country that's previously banned you for having a small bag is not covered by concert insurance.
Mind you you should probably email that conspiracy theory to Heather and that way I'll get more work voicing Paul in her secret tapes. I've got it all figured out what I'll say when Heather asks 'So did you take that big bag of grass in there deliberately?'
I'll say: 'Yeah. I's always fancied a week in a Japanese prison after watching 'Tenko' on telly'
And Heather will say 'So did SHE know you'd done it deliberately?'
And I'll say: 'Yeah and I had to bitch-slap her to keep her quiet about it after I came out. I didn't want her grassing me up did I?'
Hmmm...I'm not sure...I think maybe this would actually be better as a script for Eastenders.
But Heather will love it.