by Chris Speers » Sun Sep 22, 2002 9:03 am
Ringo doesn't act anymore. I wonder why? I'm just glad that he never did TV. I'd hate to see Ringo in one of those mindless sitcoms on CBS. You know something like "Everybody loves Ringo" where he's married and has kids who talk back to him and stuff. Maybe, has a nutty father in law who makes wisecracks about his nose and his rings. Example, you can have Peter Boyle as his father in law.
Peter Boyle: Hey, Ring, your garage is full..
Ringo: I have many cars, Peter...I have John's psychedlic rolls out front..
Peter Boyle: Where do i park my car?
Ringo: (shruggin his shoulders)...I don't know..
Peter Boyle: (smiling) How about under your nose?
You see why i'm glad Ringo never became a parody like that on TV
Laugh track explodes...
Ringo: (sadly to himself)..Oh, and this boy won't be happy til he sees you cry..
You know Ringo has a teenage daugther who has tatoos and a nose-ring. And Ringo has to tell her not to do drugs and drink. And then he has to tell all her friends that he used to be in the Beatles. Or Ringo has to take his daughter to the Justin Timbalake concert. Oh, i'm sorry, that's on TV already - it's the john Ritter sitcom and it's Everybody loves Raymond.