Paul to have an opening act in September

by **Chris Speers** » Sat Jun 29, 2002 7:27 am

His opening act could be the following:

Britney Spears (Paul needs two things youth + Booty badly)
The disgusting Coutney Love and the overbearing Yoko Ono
Beatlemania (to show Paul likes a challenge
Hall and Oates
J- Lo
Bowie and Moby

Indicted Enron Senior Executives and World Com Shareholders singing "You never give me your money"

The Elvis tour which features a film of Elvis with a live band
John Paul Jones and Mick Jones
White Snake featuring Coverdale

Woody Allen reading his accounting statements backed by Sun-Lei and Paul Simon

The Israeli heavy metal band "Palestinian Refugees" featuring explosions, car bombs, and an act of terrorism on stage...

Bono, Treasury Secretary Paul O'Neil and third world bankers

by **Liam OSM** » Wed Jul 24, 2002 8:37 am

I hope you're being sarcastic - I just turned in my grave when I read all that! I'm not dead yet, and I turned in my grave!

The difference between genius and insanity is merely the difference between success and failure.

Edited by - Liam OSM on 07/24/2002 08:37:30

by **Aujouret** » Wed Aug 14, 2002 4:06 am

I'm voting for the preshow from the Driving USA tour. I love performance art!

take a sad song and make it better

by **Ram1** » Wed Aug 14, 2002 9:42 am

I agree with you, Aujouret. A lot of people blasted that opening sequence, but quite frankly, I think they just didn't understand it. I thought it was beautiful. And an awesome way to open a show.

I'd like a Macca shake and Macca fries please....

by **Steve-o** » Wed Aug 14, 2002 9:48 am

Reminded me if Cirque de Soliel (spelling not even close). I loved it...and I needed to relax just about then..the anticipation was killing me!! It was perfect.

Sooner or later we all will be there....

by **Aujouret** » Sat Aug 17, 2002 2:32 pm

I had an aisle seat and so I was amazed to find that the performers walked past me on numerous times. The women were mostly very beautiful and petite. I remember the one I called "Marie"- she was dressed as Marie Antoinette with the ship on her head. I told her how beautiful she looked as she passed by and she never changed from the lost look that they all had. That displaced, confused look. The Grecian threesome= the ladies all gold from head to foot were also just lovely as they ran past me. It was so fun to recognize Magritte's "Son of Man".
I loved the remix Fireman Rushes music.
I do hope he keeps the preshow. But if he doesn't- at least it does exist on my bootleg videos, so I can continue to enjoy it.

take a sad song and make it better

by **megs** » Fri Sep 13, 2002 9:30 pm

ok the tour starts like next week so does anyone know what his opening act is or set list[?]
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by **Ram1** » Fri Sep 13, 2002 9:46 pm

I highly doubt Paul will have an opening act. And I hope he doesn't anyway. The way the concert started during the First Leg was perfect.

by **Steve-o** » Fri Sep 13, 2002 10:07 pm

Never an opening act (at least a musical one) before megs. Doubt if he will start now. Doesn't need one.

by **Chris Speers** » Sat Sep 14, 2002 9:08 am

Paul should have an opening act. It would give him a kick in the pants each night. And it would drive the band to work harder.

I suggest the following:

Prince
Stevie Wonder
Sly from Sly and the Family Stone..(Sly could imitate the circus act live by snorting coke on stage or shooting up near the crowd)..

Paul to have an opening act in September

Paul to have an opening act in September

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