They were my great great grandpa and great great uncle. I dont know which one would be tallest without the "accident". The "shorter" one, it can now be told, choked on a HUGE baseball sized cough drop (that were the norm in those days) and fell into a combine. He lost his legs, but a great idea was born. He also had the best beard.
Cherry flavored Smith Bros Cough Drops-Not a choker in the box....
I take it that you find it funny, Mr 1, to address people as Sir, ala BOTR1. I can say, without flatulence, that I am most offended. There is only one of me. I shall retire at once.