Is Chris Speers related to Britney Spears?

by **JettRyder** » Thu Jul 11, 2002 8:02 am

With the gamut of tabloid propaganda that circulates within this forum regarding Shirley, Airdog, Where in the world is Chris Speers?, and others, I would like to pose the question, "Is Chris Speers related to Britney Spears?". I"ve heard rumors that Britney is his mother. Anyone with any scoop on this, your clarification is welcome.

by **wondervince** » Thu Jul 11, 2002 9:13 am

Same kind of rumor that the one saying that JettRyder is the hidden son of Winona Ryder...

And in the end...the love you take...is equal to the love you make

by **Steve-o** » Thu Jul 11, 2002 10:47 am

And Wonder Vince is a distant cousin to WonderDog? I think Chris is Brittney's FATHER, BTW.

I Hope You're having Fun...

by **JettRyder** » Thu Jul 11, 2002 1:31 pm

gosh....I wonder if Winona even knows.....I've always had a thing for her.....now it makes sense.....I need to contact her somehow....and when I do I'm going to ask her why she said she was going to do nude scenes in "Girl Interrupted" and then didn't do them.....of course, maybe now isn't the best time.....is she in jail or is she still lurking around department stores?.............

by **Steve-o** » Thu Jul 11, 2002 1:34 pm

Jett--She's waiting to STEAL your heart....or LIFT you into her arms.....

Something's open..It's my Heart....

by **Ram1** » Thu Jul 11, 2002 3:14 pm

Jett, so you have the hots for your momma? Interesting. Total oedipal complex. SOunds like you came straight out of 'The End' by The Doors!

by **Steve-o** » Thu Jul 11, 2002 3:19 pm

Father----I want to kill you -------

Mother......oh never mind LOL

Something's open..It's my Heart....

Edited by - stevew628 on 07/11/2002 15:20:12

by **JettRyder** » Thu Jul 11, 2002 5:08 pm

I told all my friends that my momma wuz gooooooood-lookin and that she wuz a movie star.....I think I'm gonna go out to Californiiiiyaaay and visit her.....I'll go to her favorite shopping mall and sneak up on her and surprise her.....I'll tell her I'm her son and she'll burst into tears of joy (that I'm her son and not store security) and we'll embrace each other.....and then I'll.....I'll.....I'll...............
..................................................................................whoa....lost my train of thought there for a moment.....
............maybe I'll finish this post later......................
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by **JettRyder** » Thu Jul 11, 2002 5:15 pm

by the way, ram1, what is this octopus complex you speak of?

Is Chris Speers related to Britney Spears?

Is Chris Speers related to Britney Spears?

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