Plastic Ono Band Credits

[Liam OSM]

Hey people . . . you may want to have a look at your copies of John Lennon/The Plastic Ono Band again, as it has the funniest credit I've ever seen on an album.

John Lennon: Guitar, piano, vocals
Yoko Ono: Wind
Ringo Starr: Drums
Klaus Voorman: Bass

I'll repeat the relevant one:

Yoko Ono: Wind

OK, so . . . did she fart on one of the tracks or something? [;)]

The difference between genius and insanity is merely the difference between success and failure.

[Brains]

On All Things Must Pass, Mal Evans is credited too...

Mal Evans - Tea, Sympathy
and tambourine

[Liam OSM]

That's nothing - some of the Queen albums I have, some funny credits there:

On "A Night At The Opera":

Freddie Mercury - vocals, vocals, Bechstein debauchery and more vocals

And on "A Day At The Races":

Freddie Mercury: vocals, piano, choirmeister, tantrums
Brian May: Guitar, vocals, leader of the orchestra (a "guitar orchestration" on one song)

And something on Roger Taylor's "Fun In Space" album, I can't remember, I'll look it up this weekend. Watch this space . . .

The difference between genius and insanity is merely the difference between success and failure.

[dsnito]

Hey, you should see(if you didn't already)the Lennon's "Walls and Bridges", where he credited the guitars to some crazy nick guys like "Winston O'Ghurkin","Winston O'Boogie", "Rev.Thomaz Ghurkin", "Captain Kundalini","Winston O'Reggae" and whose are they if not our Mr.Lennon?

Peace.

[Liam OSM]

Oh yeah - I forgot those Dr Winston O's!

But my point is:

Yoko is credited with WIND! How funny is that one!!!!!

The difference between genius and insanity is merely the difference between success and failure.

[dsnito]

Yeah certainly it is!! Wind??? Maybe a kind of "inspiration" or "feeling" or...hell, I don't know really!!!! Did she fart(laughs), like you said?? Don't let her hear it, buddy!! Look out!!

Peace.

[dakota]

The track I believe Yoko farted on....if you listen real carefully was at the ending of "Remember". Everyone thinks it's some sort of bomb explosion going of but I think it's a microphone being held up close to one of Yoko's farts.

[dakota]

ha ha ha ha ha

correction-"off"

[dsnito]

Wow! So what a fart!!! It blows anything´round!!
Poor Yoko... "Give Yoko a Chance" , guys!!

Peace.

[Chris Speers]

Yoko is going straight to hell when she dies

1) For her treatment of Julian Lennon
2) For her role in the break-up of the Beatles
3) for putting JL's blood-caked glasses on her album cover