I got the Alphabet of Manliness today by Maddox. It's unnaturally manly. Anyways I've just read the first few pages and damn, look at the change.
Before the AoM
Look how puny and girly Highamster looked. Ha! What a wimp. Real men don't wear casts when they break there arms. What a wuss. For an 18 year old he sure looks like he hasn't even started primary school!
After the AoM
Now that's a real man. Look at those musles. That wood was nothing, you should've seen me cary a crane around earlyer. I'm going of to be a man now and eat a 50oz steak.
You see that bit where I'm missing some teeth aswell? Yeah, that's from when the book slapped me with the Empire State Building. It hurt but it made me a better man.
And it's all thanks to the Alphabet of Manliness. You should all buy it, it's definatly the best book ever written.