HEATHER MILLS SITS NEXT TO YOU ON A PLANE - WHAT SAY YOU?

by **Paperback Writer** » Sun Aug 13, 2006 3:24 pm

Heather Mills sits next to you on a plane, the flight is 6 hours, what - if anything - do you say to her?

Your interpretation:
Can be serious, funny, insightful, advisory, inquiring or time for you to lecture for the entire flight - or just a few choice words.

What do YOU say? :shock:

by **larro9** » Sun Aug 13, 2006 4:50 pm

first off , if you are sitting next to lady mccartney, then congrats because you must be on a pvt jet or in upper class on virgin atlantic....what do you say ? ..be nice..be kind..ask about bea and be the best seatmate you can be, because that is what you would want from a seatmate next to you !!!

by **Steve-o** » Sun Aug 13, 2006 6:03 pm

You frankly mind your own business and leave them alone--no speaking. Just stare at her awesome beauty as much as you can without getting busted. :shock:

by **james1985** » Sun Aug 13, 2006 6:39 pm

Kind of try to sneak a look at her fake leg without her seeing :wink:

THAT WAS A JOKE, BEFORE I GET SHOUTED OFF THE FORUM.

Seriously, I probably wouldn't have the nerve to speak to her, I think if you mentioned Paul she wouldn't be best pleased

by **Genuine_Indian_Guru** » Sun Aug 13, 2006 6:48 pm

Ask her if she would fancey joining the mile high club.

Just kidding....I wouldn't say anything other than Hello I'm sure.

by **akweaver** » Sun Aug 13, 2006 9:23 pm

Paul totally rocks!

by **Mike** » Sun Aug 13, 2006 9:49 pm

james1985 wrote:
THAT WAS A JOKE, BEFORE I GET SHOUTED OFF THE FORUM.

Seriously, I probably wouldn't have the nerve to speak to her, I think if you mentioned Paul she wouldn't be best pleased

BAD JOKE !

by **2 of 3** » Sun Aug 13, 2006 10:03 pm

I ask her if she would autograph my book...you know...the book. :wink:

Actually, I'd act like I didn't know who she was...strike up a conversation, and see what she is REALLY like as a person....not all the crap we hear in the media.

by **Dan Bieman** » Sun Aug 13, 2006 10:19 pm

I think I'd start humming Macca tunes, gotta start with Jet!

by **Paperback Writer** » Sun Aug 13, 2006 11:46 pm

"Hi Heather, I'm Paperback Writer, named in honor of one of Beatle Paul McCartney's songs with the Beatles.
You see, Paul McCartney was a Beatle, they recorded a lot of "hits" in the 60's, including a song you remember, "Get Back". Paul played bass in that group.................."

LOL

HEATHER MILLS SITS NEXT TO YOU ON A PLANE - WHAT SAY YOU?

HEATHER MILLS SITS NEXT TO YOU ON A PLANE - WHAT SAY YOU?

next to heather mills !!!

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