OK---Does anyone....Scrod, ShirLiam, NITO, Kite, Brains, megs--any regular --know of his whereabouts?
Is it the new US fall TV schedule that has him mesmerized by Ritters young jail bait daughters?
Has his hard drive crashed?
Has Shirliam nobbled him?
Has the macca goon squad mistaken his for Chris and taken action? Has megs "duded" him to death?
Has NetherLen had him assasinated for his politcal views?
Has a certain Dog paid him a visit with the pruning shears?
Has Jillian, the football chick, grown tired of his slobbering and kidnapped him? (Strike that--that's a GOOD thing)
Has he been banned for some unforgivable act?
Has he been KO'd by the 3D charms of the Scrodster?
Has Nito smuggled him to the happy land of MaccaFellas, which actually turned out to be "GoodFellas" in Portuguese?
help!! [;)][:(!][:(!]



