White House Correspondent Helen Thomas

by **dog** » Fri Aug 30, 2002 12:41 am

quote:Originally posted by stevew628
Dog--you're killing me, man![:D]
since when is serious political journalism a source of cheap laughs? Some questions need answering, is all I'm trying to say...

by **Liam OSM** » Fri Aug 30, 2002 6:58 am

quote:Originally posted by Ram1
Yeah, and he has a pouch. I won't tell you what he stores in there.

I think I can guess, but I'd rather not know . . . [;)]

by **dog** » Fri Aug 30, 2002 9:05 am

quote:Originally posted by Liam OSM
quote:Originally posted by Ram1
Yeah, and he has a pouch. I won't tell you what he stores in there.

I think I can guess, but I'd rather not know . . . [;)]
a pouch? not quite...a paunch, for sure, and what's usually stored in there is McEwing's Ale, or Molson Ice, when the funds are low. Of course an occasional Bass Ale or a Heinekin might find their way in there as well (usually when I've been overserved by an unscupulous bartender...)

by **Liam OSM** » Fri Aug 30, 2002 9:13 am

I was right. I think I'd have rather not known . . . [;)]

by **scrodfish256** » Fri Aug 30, 2002 9:20 am

somewhere in my 'tussin created dillusions, it made perfect sense to give give dog the amazing leaping ability and extra large pouch.
All the more ammo to thwart big shirls in her vile attempts to cause murder and mayhem among the forum members. Remember dog you gift is only to be used for good! I created the b*tch so I mght as well try to gt her rubbed out.

by **Liam OSM** » Fri Aug 30, 2002 9:23 am

Er, Scrod, why the hell did you create Shirley in the first place?
[;)]

by **dog** » Fri Aug 30, 2002 9:38 am

quote:Originally posted by scrodfish256
somewhere in my 'tussin created dillusions, it made perfect sense to give give dog the amazing leaping ability and extra large pouch.
All the more ammo to thwart big shirls in her vile attempts to cause murder and mayhem among the forum members. Remember dog you gift is only to be used for good! I created the b*tch so I mght as well try to gt her rubbed out.
that's paunch, not pouch! At my last checkup, no fetal marsupials were found anywhere on my person!

by **Liam OSM** » Fri Aug 30, 2002 9:39 am

Maybe so, but when was your last checkup? Scrod may have done things since then . . . [;)]

by **scrodfish256** » Fri Aug 30, 2002 9:44 am

Hey, who hallucination is this anyway?! Next time I may just give you a tail for back talk like that. That will be 20 lashes for you on thursday![B)]

Liam, shirley was created as an unfortunate side effect of my robitussin binges. out of my hands.

by **dog** » Fri Aug 30, 2002 9:45 am

well, Liam, I'm having a look at present and all I can detect is a temporary beer and ale storage facility...

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