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Postby Liam OSM » Wed Aug 14, 2002 9:51 am

You guys aren't going to believe this, but boy, was last night a close run thing or what!

I had a genuine run-in with Shirley - she did her damnedest to nobble me on the way home - jumping out at me from nowhere, I don't know how I managed to shake her off. Still, I managed to, and she rolled down the hill. I hadn't been able to get a good look at her, so I ran down after. So, by the time I got down there, she'd legged it, but had left a note. Here's what it said:

YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME. I AM WATCHING ALL OF YOU - WITH MY OTHER EYES ONLINE. AIRDOG WAS ONLY THE FIRST.

I am officially freaked out.

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Postby Ram1 » Wed Aug 14, 2002 9:57 am

Liam, you sure you just weren't under a Scrodfish Robitussin hallucination?

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Postby Liam OSM » Wed Aug 14, 2002 10:02 am

I've still got the bruises! I hope I'm wrong, but I think that note means that someone in here is in league with the Evil One. I HOPE I'm wrong . . .

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Postby Ram1 » Wed Aug 14, 2002 10:05 am

I don't wanna name any names, but I have a few suspicions.....

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Postby Steve-o » Wed Aug 14, 2002 10:05 am

It was written in English??--interesting......

Also, how fast did she roll? Need the info--but I can't say why.

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Postby Liam OSM » Wed Aug 14, 2002 10:21 am

I live on top of a very steep hill - she went down pretty quickly. And yes, the note was written in English. She was in England, after all. Maybe she didn't know I'm good at languages. French, German, Italian, Spanish, I can nail them. But the note was in English. Maybe she wanted to make sure I understood it . . .

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Postby dsnito » Thu Aug 15, 2002 1:08 pm

One of these nights, I had a dream of a non-faced woman...she was long-haired, got a shaped body in a black gown, but without a face... that was a nonsense dream!!! Maybe was Shirley??? Brrr...
frightful!!!!

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Postby Liam OSM » Fri Aug 16, 2002 6:41 am

Well, I didn't see any face, she was covered up. I only knew it was Shirley by the note.

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Postby Steve-o » Tue Aug 27, 2002 10:05 pm

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I don't wanna name any names, but I have a few suspicions.....

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LOL, Ram.

You can't imagine just what I've been going through....
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Postby Liam OSM » Wed Aug 28, 2002 5:59 am

Well, that kinda makes sense. We all have suspicions, of course we do. But don't let the paranoia get the better of us - if we do, then Shirley has won!

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