You guys aren't going to believe this, but boy, was last night a close run thing or what!
I had a genuine run-in with Shirley - she did her damnedest to nobble me on the way home - jumping out at me from nowhere, I don't know how I managed to shake her off. Still, I managed to, and she rolled down the hill. I hadn't been able to get a good look at her, so I ran down after. So, by the time I got down there, she'd legged it, but had left a note. Here's what it said:
YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME. I AM WATCHING ALL OF YOU - WITH MY OTHER EYES ONLINE. AIRDOG WAS ONLY THE FIRST.
I am officially freaked out.
The difference between genius and insanity is merely the difference between success and failure.