Who is Shirley & why is she doing terrible things?

by **Liam OSM** » Sat Jun 22, 2002 12:56 pm

Sudden thought - Len's latest disappearance is HIS second, as well! I get the nasty impression that he could well be Shirley's European Branch (or at the very least, the Dutch Branch - watch your back, Brains!). This is worrying . . .

The difference between genius and insanity is merely the difference between success and failure.

by **Ram1** » Sat Jun 22, 2002 12:57 pm

Yeah, it'll take awhile. The next in line (skipping over A-dog of course), is Scrodfish with 185 posts. But she posts only very sporadically lately. So I think our best bet is Steve with 179 posts. He's really come on lately!!

by **Ram1** » Sat Jun 22, 2002 12:58 pm

quote:Sudden thought - Len's latest disappearance is HIS second, as well! I get the nasty impression that he could well be Shirley's European Branch (or at the very least, the Dutch Branch - watch your back, Brains!). This is worrying . . .

Just noticed that, and I agree. I did hear that Shirley and her crew were setting up shop in those parts. So that could be the case! Poor Len and Brains.

by **Liam OSM** » Sat Jun 22, 2002 12:59 pm

quote:
Yeah, it'll take awhile. The next in line (skipping over A-dog of course), is Scrodfish with 185 posts. But she posts only very sporadically lately. So I think our best bet is Steve with 179 posts. He's really come on lately!!

Yeah - I'd say Steve and Dsnito are the most likely candidates - have you sent them the complimentary Anti-Shirley Armour yet? They're going to need it!

Maybe five years was a bit of an exaggeration on time it would take to become average - I reckon both Steve and Dsnito will be Average by Christmas - by which time I will also be Senior, and you will probably have reached the next stage! Whatever that is - either 5K or 2K posts . . . as the Mac2 song says, "Nobody Knows"!

The difference between genius and insanity is merely the difference between success and failure.

by **Liam OSM** » Sat Jun 22, 2002 1:01 pm

quote:
quote:Sudden thought - Len's latest disappearance is HIS second, as well! I get the nasty impression that he could well be Shirley's European Branch (or at the very least, the Dutch Branch - watch your back, Brains!). This is worrying . . .

Just noticed that, and I agree. I did hear that Shirley and her crew were setting up shop in those parts. So that could be the case! Poor Len and Brains.

Well, I don't think Brains has disappeared yet, but I have got to start getting concerned on the part of Len - it's his second disappearance, now only Chris Speers has disappeared more than once before, and you know how I stand with him - I reckon he's the one pulling her strings. I think Len could be the Dutch representative to oversee disappearances. Just a gut feeling, but I've learned to trust my gut . . .

The difference between genius and insanity is merely the difference between success and failure.

by **Liam OSM** » Sat Jun 22, 2002 1:03 pm

quote:
Maybe five years was a bit of an exaggeration on time it would take to become average - I reckon both Steve and Dsnito will be Average by Christmas - by which time I will also be Senior, and you will probably have reached the next stage! Whatever that is - either 5K or 2K posts . . . as the Mac2 song says, "Nobody Knows"!

Actually, I take that back - when you reach the next stage, I'll be pushing for it as well, most likely. Either way, Ram1, you're gonna stay a "Senior Member Member" for some time . . . and certainly I will - I'll probably only be about 60-70% of the way there when we find out what the next level is!

The difference between genius and insanity is merely the difference between success and failure.

by **Ram1** » Sat Jun 22, 2002 1:04 pm

I think the next stage is at 1500, personally.

by **Liam OSM** » Sat Jun 22, 2002 1:07 pm

quote:
I think the next stage is at 1500, personally.

Well, I'm not sure. Look at the stats:

1-49 posts = Starting Member
50-99 posts = New Member
100-499 posts = Junior Member
500-999 posts = Average Member
1000+ posts = Senior Member Member

If there's a pattern, the next milestone will come at 5000 posts. But don't quote me on that because 2000 posts would be an equally sensible next milestone - it just doesn't fit in with the established pattern.

The difference between genius and insanity is merely the difference between success and failure.

by **Liam OSM** » Sat Jun 22, 2002 1:35 pm

Well, anyway, I can't sit around here all evening, it's a 20-minute journey back home, so I'd better go back now, as I think there's a film on tonight that I'm interested in watching (again - I've seen it before, a couple of years ago). I may see you all tomorrow, so until next time . . .

The difference between genius and insanity is merely the difference between success and failure.

by **Ram1** » Sat Jun 22, 2002 1:38 pm

See ya, Liam.

Who is Shirley & why is she doing terrible things?

Who is online